Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
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No one’s that stupid.
Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via fantasmi)
hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel
me at family parties
• “who even are these people”
• “lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
• “yes i am really this tall”
• “can we leave now”
• “free food holla”
• “im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”
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